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[26 May 2003|01:36pm]
So i wanted to go to a festival today. But I could not find a proper festival. I thought that there would be tons of them since it is a holiday. Then I wanted to go to some kind of historical site, like a big beached boat or somthing. I also had a rough time finding such a boat. Although there is one in manistee. which brings me to my little point. Manistee is completely full of historical sites, I should just go home.


yesterday i went to the race tracks. #83 won.
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[13 May 2003|11:58am]
the words to that "workin' for the weekend" also do not make much sense to me.
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no [21 Apr 2003|11:15pm]
music: Midnight at the Oasis
mood: no

what the hell is this lady talking about?
i mean really.
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dreams of witches and wizards [08 Apr 2003|09:26pm]
long time no LJ.

last night i dreamed that i was being hunted down, in my own home, by John Hoppe (a very gentile man). He was trying to kill me with a knife. Then, my mother told me that i had to let him kill me because a witch put a spell on me in my youth.

later, i had two more dreams about witches and wizards.

so this morning i looked up "Wizard and Witch" in my roommates dream book.
It listed all this "Jungin'" about mother earth and wise men.
It also warned that "if the wizards are too frightening, consult a therapist."
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the kate and andrea show [12 Nov 2002|01:11am]
SETTING: ( Kate and Andrea are in the local "hip" coffee shop. They are looking over their studies, while a group of fancy dressed folks are giving each other massages in the background.)



KATE: (Kate looks frantic as she pilfers through her text book) Fuck.

ANDREA: I can't believe I actually have do do this stupid performance art thing.

KATE: Fuck, I have a test tomorrow morning over the middle ages!!

ANDREA: This is so retarded, but it's 30% of my grade. If my group wasn't such a big pack of butt heads maybe this wouldn't be so bad.

KATE:I haven't been to class in 2 weeks, i'm fucked. This is the worst night of my life.

ANDREA: You'll be ok Kate, you'll just have to study all night. I'll help you, In the middle ages, people ate meat off of bones. At least you don't have to make a stupid postmodern performance art piece with a pack of chodes.

cue theme song. Kate looks up at Andrea in way reminiscent of how Christian Castro looks at senoritas in the video for his number one hit single "Azul".

ANDREA: What is it Kate?

KATE: Call me Kurdt Kobain cause I'm brilliant! I know what we can do tonight that will be fun and solve all our problems at the same time!!

ANDREA: (bewildered) Go to the bar?
(cue laugh track)

KATE: No Fergburg, we can make a postmodern performance art piece all about the middle ages!!!!

Fade to black
TO BE CONTINUED........
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monster-bash [12 Nov 2002|12:35am]
i just wanted to invite the 5-6 people who loyally read these posts to monsterbash's 23 birthday party this friday and her house.
be there or be monsterbashed.
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monsterbash i miss you [07 Nov 2002|03:25am]
it's nearly 4:00 in the morning. here i sit, all by myself, in what i like to refer to as my "lair" (school), with thoughts of monsterbash. ohh how i miss you.

until further notice, we are going to have to communicate over the internet.

my lair is my home now.

goodbye,
love your long lost pal,
dodia
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even eddie would be proud [31 Oct 2002|12:49am]
last weekend my cohorts and i decided it would be a great idea to rent an xbox and play buffy the vampire slayer while gorging ourselves on a humongous party sub. Although the entire afternoon felt like Christmas day, the entire night felt like the Christmas eve when i ate too many green peppers.
needless to say i can't ever eat jimmy johns again, its bad enough having to deal with all their "free smells" every time i need a slurpy.
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welcome me to the community, bake me an adderall pie. [23 Oct 2002|01:05am]
yesterday a woman looked at me gpa, and asked if i suffered from a learning disability.

is lazy a bona fide learning disability? if so, call me addacdc.
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